Saturday, June 28, 2008

SCOTUS for the Win!

The Heller Vs DC decision came in 5-4 in favor of not destroying the Constitution! I'm mad, and happy, all in one shot.

Of course, DC still sucks. According to the police chief, residents are only allowed one gun, and semi auto guns are still banned.

So whats a southern boy to do? First off I don't live there. But if you do, I recommend you look at one of these.


The Taurus Judge

That my friends, is a 5 shot revolver chambered for both 45 Long colt cartridges, and 410 shotgun shells. They also have longer barreled versions for those days when you want to tighten up your groups just a hair tad. Speaking of shotguns, I'm personally a big fan of the double barrel coach guns such as this Stoeger Coach Gun

Sure you only got two shots, but the short overall length makes it easier to swing around in teeny tiny apartments and stairwells.

Interestingly enough the DC police are mandating a written test before a license will be issued. Such policy was banned for VOTING because the written test was shown to be racist. ("Ooh, sorry BOY, you misspelled a word. Everyone knows that its E before I. He he he he. Looks like you won't be voting anytime soon.")

The one gun only limit is interesting. "We have freedom of press here in Russia. See we have a newspaper. We only have one. But that means we're free."

Basically, things are still overall fascist in DC, seeing all the legal traps set forth. You can't obey one law, without breaking two or more other less known laws. You can have a gun, but you can't buy it legally. Its entrapment.

But hey, now the NRA and all our allies got what it takes to go on the offensive. Time to take the Brady Campaign to task, and make Shermans March look like a Cakewalk.

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